May 23, 2013

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

People who follow me, you know this is of interest to you. Don’t lie.

(via revengeofthecreature)

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Filed under: deflector i guess 
May 23, 2013

(Source: dizzy-in-the-brain, via phorgewerk)

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May 23, 2013
Archer: I basically just lurch from one fire able offense to the next.
Cheryl: Ucchh, like the infamous luau incident?
Archer: Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?!
Cheryl: ONCE WOULD BE NICE!
Archer: Hm. No.
3:51pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdcBTwlfoGyq
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May 23, 2013

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

(via step-to-the-side)

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Filed under: coyotelips pretty sure thats something you would say 
May 23, 2013

thesubversivesound:

Dead Kennedys | Nazi Punks Fuck Off

I have this shirt! It says “Dead Kennedys -  Erase Racism” on the front (in two lines) and “Nazi Punks - FUCK OFF” on the back. I, uh, don’t get many occasions where it’s appropriate to wear it though. Which is stupid, because antiracism shirts should always be appropriate to wear.

(Source: nickdrake, via psychedelicatessen)

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May 22, 2013
cranniesinmybrain: gothiccharmschool: evilsupplyco: Evil Supply Co. brings you Evil Merit Badges! Honoring your worst deeds! Categorized into two tiers (“Minion Efficiency” and “Overlord Efficiency”), all badges are available in sets or individually. Evil Merit Badges are 1.5” in diameter (the traditional merit badge size), and can be sewn (recommended) or ironed-on to your garment or bag. Available for purchase now! BUY THEM.  I BOUGHT THESE! And I know none of you brats that follow me are gonna spill the beans to the spouse and daughter about ‘em. *grin* I really want to build a volcano lair. I need to go ahead and do that in minecraft

cranniesinmybrain:

gothiccharmschool:

evilsupplyco:

Evil Supply Co. brings you Evil Merit Badges! Honoring your worst deeds! Categorized into two tiers (“Minion Efficiency” and “Overlord Efficiency”), all badges are available in sets or individually.

Evil Merit Badges are 1.5” in diameter (the traditional merit badge size), and can be sewn (recommended) or ironed-on to your garment or bag.

Available for purchase now!

BUY THEM. 

I BOUGHT THESE!

And I know none of you brats that follow me are gonna spill the beans to the spouse and daughter about ‘em.

*grin*

I really want to build a volcano lair. I need to go ahead and do that in minecraft

(via angeladellamuerta)

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May 21, 2013

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May 21, 2013
she-likes-it-rough: I don’t believe in god but i thought this was funny Anyone who thinks this is funny, I’m gonna guess you don’t believe in god. Most (but not all) religious people don’t quite have the (in)appropriate sense of humor to be amused by this.

she-likes-it-rough:

I don’t believe in god but i thought this was funny

Anyone who thinks this is funny, I’m gonna guess you don’t believe in god. Most (but not all) religious people don’t quite have the (in)appropriate sense of humor to be amused by this.

(via isolation-theory)

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May 21, 2013

(Source: killscreen, via pokeba11)

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May 21, 2013

(Source: quietsarcasm, via teamcoco)

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